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Happy Bottoms Happy Bottom Bum Butter 100G N/A
Happy Bottoms Happy Bottom Bum Butter 100G N/A
MPN: 12575
SKU: 08289




Charlie says.... This is a wonderful locally produced vegan chamois balm / bum butter.
It's not really made from vegans but simply does not offend them. However if you like being offended just ask and we will look after that for you.
100% natural ingredients.
Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts on @rseholes and not on animals.
Vegan as hell.
Female friendly it won't make your girly bits zing.
Does not repel sharks or polar bears.
100ml jar goes a very long way around 7 000 miles.
Made by two great people in their kitchen just up the road from my shop.
Endorsed and used by real pro cyclists:
Lee Cragie our Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.
Markus Stitz who is riding round the world single speed is begging for it ;-)
Lance Bumstrong the best fake cycling messiah we could find ( )
Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics.
Review... Jo Burt at really liked it to. Read the review here...


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